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beabaseball:
“archosaur-automaton:
“ginger-ale-official:
“mapsontheweb:
“US Elevation.
by @cstats1
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man the Appalachian mountains really aren’t shit huh
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The Rockies are new, young and virile and fresh from the Laramide orogeny, tall and lanky...

beabaseball:

archosaur-automaton:

ginger-ale-official:

mapsontheweb:

US Elevation.

by @cstats1

man the Appalachian mountains really aren’t shit huh

The Rockies are new, young and virile and fresh from the Laramide orogeny, tall and lanky teenagers on the geological scale.

the Appalachian mountains are old, formed hundreds of millions of years ago before dinosaurs walked the Earth. They are ancients, elders, witnesses to half a billion years of life coming and going.

To be tall is not a virtue. To be small is not a sin. The Appalachians are eroding under the weight of time, slowly shrinking and returning to the Earth from which they sprang.

Appreciate them while they are still here.

I do want to say real quick again about the age of the Appalachians…

They said “before dinosaurs,” but we have a cave here that began forming between 450 million to 550 million years ago.

There are no bones in that cave. No fossils. No nothing.

That’s because this cave began forming before bones existed on land, and had only just started to exist in the ocean. Shellfish hadn’t evolved yet. Limestone, which forms many caves, was just starting to become a more prevalent rock.

The mountains aren’t older than dinosaurs. They are older than bones.

almondkittie:

xelamanrique318:

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xelamanrique318:

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littleturtleduck:

xelamanrique318:

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

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me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

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Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

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Originally posted by cracked

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

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me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

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This is just so accurate.

why the fuck is Beyonce on here though

BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL

or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

well it is. so u gon just have to deal

don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It absolutely is not a fucking country song

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Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!

gjallarfox:

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pincoshen:

nopizza:

He committed to how pissed off he was

I love how petty this is

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.